He was blushing like a Vicar’s Wife at a Lapdance.

OK, so I'm a bit drunk after a great day out with pals in London.

Also, I've been reading far too much rubbish Sherlock porn of late & have become wearied by the overuse of certain narrative tropes. So I've written this as a sort of parody.

WARNING - it's rude. It's also bloody ridiculous. Least sexy porn you'll probably ever read. And choc full of injokes.
( Something Something Scientific Purposes )