Meme time again

[r_scribbles]

1. What is the middle name of the last person you slept with?
Andrew

2. What kind of underwear are you wearing and what color?
big black french knickers, mis-matching pink M&S bra.

3. What is the song you want played at your funeral?
'Somewhere over the rainbow', 'The porpoise song' and 'What a wonderful world'.


4. Would you tell your parents if you're gay?
Yes. Mum would be rather surprised though, as would Hubby!

5. What would your last meal be before getting executed?
Probably my mummy's chicken dinner, or fajitas from Cafe Des Amis.

6. Beatles or Stones?
Beatles.

7. If you had to pick one person on earth who should die, who?
I fear that should Dubya get deaded someone worse would take his place. Ditto Bin Laden and it looks like Sadman Insane's going to swing without my help. Perhaps Maggie and her good mate Pinochet can go out together in a fire that burns them really slowly.

8. Beer, wine or hard liquor?
Cider, or a nice Black Russian back in the day.

9. Do you have any phobias?
The blood taking thing. And spiders.

10. What are your plans for the future?
Baby and a book.

11. What's your dog thinking right now?
I have no dog. Perhaps there is an ownerless doggy somewhere wondering where I am. Mother-In-Law's dogs are probably wondering what they can eat next.

12. Do you walk around the house naked?
At night I do, as I sleep in the Nip.

13. How many drinks does it take to get you drunk?
Depends. Sometimes several pints, sometimes just two or three.

14. Where is your best friend?
One in NZ, one in Wocester, one in Stratford.

15. Hair color you like on someone you're dating?
Black as the blackest night.

16. Would you rather be blind or deaf?
I'd miss radio and music, but I'd have to go with 'deaf'.

17. Do you have any special talents?
Writing humorous limericks.

18. Did you brush your teeth this morning?
Absolutely.

19. Ever call for a booty call?
No... I've sent the odd Booty Text, though!

21. First movie you can remember seeing as a kid?
Snow White. I was terrified when the Queen turned old.

22. What do you do as soon as you walk in the house?
Say 'hello babe' if hubs is in, hang up my coat.

23.Do you like horror or comedy?
Comedy

24. Do you like to watch movies by yourself?
Sometimes. I wouldn't go to the cinema alone, though.

25. Guilty pleasure movie you will always watch if it's on?
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

26. Person you most wish you hadn't been with?
My 1st BF was a bit of an Ug, and, in retrospect, a twat. But you live and learn. I didn't shag him - that's something I suppose!

28. If you weren't straight, what person of the same sex would you do?
Not sure. Someone pretty, funny and clever. Nikkibeth has just revealed that Inara from Firefly is a D&DC fan, so we'd have something to talk about there!

29. Where do you want to live when you are old?
in a big house somewhere quiet.

30. Who is the person you can count on most?
Husband.

31. If you could date any celebrity past or present, who would it be?
Ah, I won't bore you with my weird obscure 'celeb' crushes - I squee about them often enough!

32. Favorite drinking game?
'Never Have I Ever' or 'Pass Me The Sock'.

33. What did you dream last night?
I had remembered it this morning, but I've forgotten it since. I had a VengerRape dream the other night (wasn't me receiving, but it was still rather grim!)

34. What is your favorite sport to watch?
Women's Gymnastics when the Olympics are on.

35. Real or fake boobs?
Real!

36. What is your new obsession?
My blood sugar levels

37. If you could take back one thing in your past, what would it be?
Various stupidities that I can't be bothered to get into.