A Song For Halloween

[r_scribbles]

To the tune of 'Are you Lonesome Tonight'

Are you loathesome tonight?
Is your hairdo a fright?
Are you spotty and covered with sores?
Are your lips chapped and dry?
Have you got a false eye?
Are there blackheads in all of your pores?
Do the leaves on trees wither whenever you're near?
Do you make women vomit and men shriek with fear?
Does a whiff of your breath
Cause immediate death?
Tell me, babe, are you loathesome tonight?