Tractor Dyke

I keep singing the Tractor Dyke jingle today... Tractor Dyke, BTW, was my only foray into Entrepeneurship, and never made it past the drawing board, but was good fun. Here's how it goes - Pooroll the Lezzer was going to buy a tractor and then go out in it whenever it snowed rescuing pretty ladies who'd 'crashed their little girlie cars into a ditch'. I think she was willing to recieve payments in LadySex, too.

Here's how the jingle went (slightly based on 'Mr Plow' from The Simpsons):

If you are a hot-assed bitch
And your little car has driven into a ditch,
Before you get out and thumb a hitch
Dial 555, dial Tractor Dyke!

Good, eh?