A Song For Halloween

To the tune of 'Are you Lonesome Tonight'

Are you loathesome tonight?
Is your hairdo a fright?
Are you spotty and covered with sores?
Are your lips chapped and dry?
Have you got a false eye?
Are there blackheads in all of your pores?
Do the leaves on trees wither whenever you're near?
Do you make women vomit and men shriek with fear?
Does a whiff of your breath
Cause immediate death?
Tell me, babe, are you loathesome tonight?

Two annoying things.

1 - Why are the pretty ones always so dumb?

2 - BT Broadband sucks cheesy manCock. In fact, they're probably too busy stuffing engorged phalluses (phalli?) into their mouths to make the interweb go, or, in fact, pick up the motherfucking phone every once in a blue moon.