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Coffee-Crotch rides again
Feb. 29th, 2008 04:36 pmDo you want to get that coveted 'just wet yourself' look, in addition to a brown stain on your favourite yellow TShirt, an overpowering coffee smell on your fresh-on-half-an-hour-ago jeans and a piping hot crotch? Why not get a small child to attack you just as you sit down for your morning coffee? It'll be a blast! The child herself will think it's High-larious (although she'll scream at you when you put her in her playpen to clean yourself up and get changed) and there's the added bonus that she'll get a little splash on her as well and will have a patch of hair that smells of coffee for the rest of the day.
In other news, I completely forgot about my St Taffy's Day Daffs today until I got to sainsbury's which had loads of tulips and roses but no Daffydillies. Bah. Shall just have to give off Welsh Vibes some other way tomorrow.
Braved the throng of Daily Mail reading lemon-faces today by powering into M&S to look for long sleeved vests for Madam (she's growing out of her current pack) and couldn't help getting these beauts in anticipation of warmer weather...
May have to use them sooner over a long sleeved vest though, cause they're so purdy!
* The TShirts that is, not the strangely posed children.
Can't wait for this weekend... we're going to the Zoo on Sunday - AND I get pressies! (Have been sent 2 cards, presumably for Ma's day, with my own mother's handwriting on the envelopes... I'm not entirely sure she's got the hang of how Mother's day works...)
Oh, and Happy Leap-Day everybody! The CBeebies Birthday Bit was rather sweet today - quite a few cards considering the rareity of 29th Feb Birthdays. It was a bit early though, so it took me a while to work out why ALL the children were 4 today!
In other news, I completely forgot about my St Taffy's Day Daffs today until I got to sainsbury's which had loads of tulips and roses but no Daffydillies. Bah. Shall just have to give off Welsh Vibes some other way tomorrow.
Braved the throng of Daily Mail reading lemon-faces today by powering into M&S to look for long sleeved vests for Madam (she's growing out of her current pack) and couldn't help getting these beauts in anticipation of warmer weather...
May have to use them sooner over a long sleeved vest though, cause they're so purdy!
* The TShirts that is, not the strangely posed children.
Can't wait for this weekend... we're going to the Zoo on Sunday - AND I get pressies! (Have been sent 2 cards, presumably for Ma's day, with my own mother's handwriting on the envelopes... I'm not entirely sure she's got the hang of how Mother's day works...)
Oh, and Happy Leap-Day everybody! The CBeebies Birthday Bit was rather sweet today - quite a few cards considering the rareity of 29th Feb Birthdays. It was a bit early though, so it took me a while to work out why ALL the children were 4 today!
