That's it, Mister. No more Philip K Dick for you!

OOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!
Share and Enjoy, Share and Enjoy,
Journey through life with a plastic boy
Or girl by your side,
Let your pal be your guide,
And when it breaks down or starts to annoy
Like grinds when it moves, and gives you no joy
'Cause it's eaten your mat, had sex with your cat,
Poured oil on your floor or ripped off your door
And you get to the point you can't stand any more,
Bring it to us, we won't give a fig,
We'll tell you: GO STICK YOUR HEAD IN A PIG!

More of Nothing But Blue Sky - still not sure about it (and I'm getting close to the point where I need to stop cheating and work out The Science Part of what the Hell's going on), but Twat!Data is just too much fun not to continue with. Mega Life On Mars influences in this chapter...
( Chapter 4 - The Report )

In his dream he would see her die, and he would think 'Oh'.

You know you're having fun with a Data-Goes-Mental Ficcy when the malfunction-prone Droid starts breaking bones and calling Picard a cunt in French...

Everything's gone all Exorcist in Chapter 5!

( Chapter 5 - Rude awakening )

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HAPPY ST DAVID'S DAY, EVERYONE!

May you all find your Inner Welshman on this Taffiest of days!