Wafty-wafty, pukey-wukey

I like Lenlow's mashups. I was looking for one that I've got on my pooter which uses 'Horesham Common and the Heatray' from the War of the Worlds on the youtubes. Alas, couldn't find it, but they do have this bad boy, which is bloody brilliant.

NSFW, but then I doubt anybody can watch the youtubes at work any more anyway! And the mashed-up video is a bit like taking a ride on Willy Wonka's crazy paddle boat. Might make you a bit sick if you look at it too long.

Oi Watson you fahkin toilet, get me orf this farkin wor'aaaarghfall!

Oh, Fuck Off! There's nothing not horribly wrong about that story. Robert Downey Jr I could take or leave (although... why can't we use a British chap, again...?) but Ritchie? Why? POURQUOI?!? seriously, I can't see the Venn Diagram of his fans and those of The Great Detective overlapping too well. Guess which circle I'd be in, by the way.

Was reminded of how much I love Canterbury's weirdness today when we found ourselves behind about a dozen zombies on the High St. They'd put loads of effort into their costumes and makeup, luvvem, and were quite merrily stumbling around, trailing limbs and lurching at passers-by. Pretty sure they weren't real. If they were there'd probably be more brain-spillage and less photo-taking.