No one expects the Ninja Mariachi!

A little Ninja bit of Rollercoaster for your enjoyment. This is a bit unofficial, since it's out of synch with the rest of the story - there are at least three chapters that precede it which aren't finished yet, which are referred to briefly in this story. I'm not going to post this on FF.net or even post a link on the Data/Tasha Comm til I've got the earlier chapters finished and up. I'm only posting this now because I'm really rather proud of it, and I think its fun, and I'd like to hear your thoughts and suggestions on it, dear eff-list.

This is, by the way, the story in which the long list of ridiculous euphamisms for sex is reeled out, and also the story in which I discover that a character I don't really like on the telly is actually stupendously fun to write - the character in question being Q, who just won't shut up in this story. He pings around the narrative like a small, attention-deficit child with a thesaurus and a belly full of E Numbers. N.B. - the song he sings towards the end is called 'The New Carioca', from the Fred Astaire & Ginger Rogers movie 'Flying Down To Rio' and the title sequence of Abrahams & Zucker's 'Kentucky Fried Movie' (which is where I know it from!)

There's a bit of Sauce towards the end - this is a T rated story (I'd give it a 12 or 15 rating in British terms) so there's no heaving bosoms or thrusting loins, but what there is is very suggestive. Ye be warned.

So basically this is two missing scenes from TNG episode 'Deja Q' (S3) in an AU which only really differs from the one we know because it incorporates a Not!Dead Tasha. Split it into the two scenes, because it's long.
( Icecreams in Ten-Forward )

( Knee-trembler in the Turbolift )

Chris Jarvis: International Superstar. FACT.

I was going to do a post about the new CBeebies Summer Song, in which the presenters are sent to an overcast, freezing beach and forced to merrily lark about, singing about how nice and hot it is. Chris Jarvis has a line in it about getting his Crocs wet in a rockpool. It's joyous. Alas, however, it's not up on the youtubes or even the BBC website yet, so you're just going to have to make do with a very unseasonal Christmas Song.

My favourite bit is when Mister Tumble leaps from the telly like Wossname in The Ring.

Filmy-wilmies

Spammety-spamming you today, ain't I?

Here is a film meme from ladybracknell that I liked the look of.
( Lions and Tigers and Bears, oh my! )