Today's Tweet-Dribbles

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• 14:37 Don't get my Nap break today as Vi power-napped in the pushchair on the way to my antenatal check. She's all go now :( #
• 17:13 Watching Charlotte's Web for 2nd time in a row. No Nap = Long Afternoon + Tired, Grumpy Toddler. She doesn't even want to draw! #
• 17:15 And Hotmail's gone all spazzy! What's up with that? #
• 18:58 Why do you FB Friend me, oh people who never spoke to me at school? What makes you think I want to bump up your Fake Popularity List now? #
• 19:01 Even weirder is people I've honestly never heard of. My v unusual name surely makes me impossible to mistake for anyone else, so why friend? #
• 22:50 This week's Mad Men was brill! Worth watching for the Mozart Fly Zip moment alone. #
• 23:38 'What did he say?' 'He said The Sheriff is a-near!' #
• 23:38 'That was the easy part. The hard part was inventing the Candygram.' #
• 23:41 What in the wide, wide world of sports is goin' on here? I paid you to dig a railroad, not dance around like a bunch of Kansas City Faggots! #
• 23:41 Aaaaaand, bed. Night! #
• 09:31 Aaarrgh! Rice Krispies EVERYWHERE! It's like 'Nam in here. #

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On the rare offchance that any TNG Fans on my FList might have missed it...




Can I get a 'Fuck, Yeah'?!?

(Thanks to mrs_picard for posting originally)

I'll admit to having gone off Family Guy more and more in recent years - I think it's really gone off the boil since it got de-cancelled. Got very lazy. And yes, I know, the concept of Stewie kidnapping the TNG cast is ripped pretty much wholesale from Futurama's 'Where No Fan Has Been Before' and yes, this won't be the first time it's nicked an idea from Groening's shows and won't be the last.

But still, I am Geekily delighted and shall be trawling the naughty youtubes after it has aired for some highly illegal watching action.

Denise Crosby's supposed to be in this too, although she's not in that picture. Maybe she gets killed right at the start before she gets chance to do anything cool and then comes back a while later as Alternate!Denise, then gets killed again, then comes back once more as Alternate!Denise's evil daughter. Also - if that's TV's Wil Wheaton with the teddy bear, wha' happen to his beard? Hmm? Riddle me that, Mr McFarlane, if that is your real name, which I doubt!

You may have noticed I've signed up to have my Tweets LoudTwittered on my LJ. Since starting on Twitter I've not posted as many short, random things on this blog, due to having already Tweeted them, which I think is a shame. So now you get my inane stream-of-conciousness ramblings on here as well, you lucky people.

Gave £4 to Comic Relief today in order to play Peter Sarah-funny-witch's latest Twitter game - Vegetable/Pop Star amalgamations. Came up with Pomme De Terrorvision and The Zucchini Sisters. He didn't retweet me, but Bobby Llewellyn did, with my lame assed coriander joke. That's two Sleb Retweets so far. TWO! I'm going to go for the Hat Trick, guys and dolls. I wonder who I can mildly impress next?