Today's Tweet-Dribbles

140 character brain-splurts of the day...

• 12:30 Toy Tory #asteptotheright #
• 12:31 Wacky Racists #asteptotheright #
• 12:36 One Of Our Dinosaurs Was Left Underground By Satan To Trick People Into Believing In Evolution #asteptotheright #
• 12:45 Homophobe Alone #asteptotheright #
• 12:47 Pirates of the Carol Thatcher: The Curse of the Black People #asteptotheright #
• 13:08 Once Upon A Time In The Westboro Baptist Church #asteptotheright #
• 13:10 It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad PC Agenda #asteptotheright #
• 13:10 Nixon Of Dock Green #asteptotheright #
• 13:52 Ballykilroyangel #asteptotheright #
• 13:53 I Heard It Through The Jeremy Vine #asteptotheright #
• 13:53 Murder On The Daily Express #asteptotheright #
• 13:56 RT @davidschneider I avoided all this "May the 4th be with you" stuff but I'm already singing Motorhead's "The 8th of May. The 8th of May!" #
• 14:31 My husband's friend was convinced for years that The Beatles sang about A Ticket To Rye. #misheardlyrics #
• 14:36 Beach Boys #misheardlyrics - I get around/Around all the time/I'm a local he/I make a real good brie. Still no idea what the real words are. #
• 14:42 Deliberate mishearing of Madonna: Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie, put your hands all over my body... #misheardlyrics #
• 17:08 Loads of French tourists in the supermarket this avo. I swear one of them genuinely said 'hoh-hee-hoh-hee-hoh'. #
• 17:10 Wowsers! 100 Followers! To paraphrase @wilw, that's almost 20 real people! #
• 17:59 By sending them your hardcore pornographic fantasies about Peter Duncan #hownottowinabluepeterbadge #
• 18:16 By offering to take a few Romanian orphans off their hands #hownottowinabluepeterbadge #
• 18:21 By applying to present on the grounds that, as a suspected serial rapist, you could be the next John Leslie #hownottowinabluepeterbadge #
• 21:05 Can we just take a moment to pray and see if Jesus wants us to be together? #questionstoaskonafirstdate #
• 21:07 Would you mind if we did our dirty business on the floor so that my teddy bears aren't disturbed? #questionstoaskonafirstdate #
• 21:12 It's my kids on the phone... would you like to say hello and tell them you're their new Daddy now? #questionstoaskonafirstdate #
• 21:13 You're so funny... but then fat girls usually do have a better sense of humour, don't they? #questionstoaskonafirstdate #
• 21:18 Could you just quickly sign this disclaimer? #questionstoaskonafirstdate #

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Ahhh, just watched Generations for the first time since it was out in the kinoflex. Here is, basically, what happened...

( Do I really need to warn for spoilers? This movie's, like, 15 years old! )