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r_scribblesGet up at Quarter to six.
Ready self and babe.
Drive to, and through London to Kensington Olympia.
Spend a 9 to 5 day at The Allergy Show, looking after babe and greeting my old clients as Hubs does the show video.
Discover that the only baby changing facilities are in a disabled toilet so small there isn't actually room for you, the baby and the buggy.
Also discover that baby hates being on the changing tray so much that she screams herself into a terrible state.
Be grateful she only does wees all day.
Wonder why, even though baby is in a pink TShirt and jeans with butterflies embroidered on them, the blue socks she's wearing seem to make everyone think she's a boy.
Navigate way out of London.
Discover London is comprimised of badly planned, one way streets and popluated by cunts who drive like... well, like cunts.
Stop at Medway services because baby is screaming.
Sit in back seat, bottle feeding carseated baby as husband drives rest of way home.
Feed baby banana, wash baby, get baby in pyjamas.
Husband brings Chinese. Good husband.
Baby does biggest poo ever witnessed. Nappy cannot withstand it. Complete change of clothes and bath are needed.
Too tired to write.
Decided to watch Little Mermaid (or at least a part thereof).
Night!
Ready self and babe.
Drive to, and through London to Kensington Olympia.
Spend a 9 to 5 day at The Allergy Show, looking after babe and greeting my old clients as Hubs does the show video.
Discover that the only baby changing facilities are in a disabled toilet so small there isn't actually room for you, the baby and the buggy.
Also discover that baby hates being on the changing tray so much that she screams herself into a terrible state.
Be grateful she only does wees all day.
Wonder why, even though baby is in a pink TShirt and jeans with butterflies embroidered on them, the blue socks she's wearing seem to make everyone think she's a boy.
Navigate way out of London.
Discover London is comprimised of badly planned, one way streets and popluated by cunts who drive like... well, like cunts.
Stop at Medway services because baby is screaming.
Sit in back seat, bottle feeding carseated baby as husband drives rest of way home.
Feed baby banana, wash baby, get baby in pyjamas.
Husband brings Chinese. Good husband.
Baby does biggest poo ever witnessed. Nappy cannot withstand it. Complete change of clothes and bath are needed.
Too tired to write.
Decided to watch Little Mermaid (or at least a part thereof).
Night!
