Husband Vs Orlando
Aug. 24th, 2005 04:08 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
r_scribblesHusband keeps using my Legolas mug.
It is my favourite coffee mug because
a, It's nice and big - just the right size for a nice mid-morning cup of Tesco's Own Gold Roast.
b, It's all green and swirly and Tolkeinny, which I like.
c, it has Orlando Bloom's face on it. Now, while I'm hardly a fan of the Doe-Eyed Featherbrain's 'acting' technique (although I live in permanant hope that one day he'll startle us all with an oscar worthy performance as a crippled Welsh fisherman with a tic or something) he is (it appears) a lovely chap and he has a face that I could happily stare at pretty much all day. I particularly like Leggy because it took me by surprise that I found a Blond so very attractive (I don't do Blonds... I must have sensed the inner black haired beauty 'neath the platinum wig.)
So why does Hubby insist on making it the first mug he uses after every washing up session? It's my mug, and I feel that, since I'm the only one in the house who fancies Leggy (or so I'm told), I should be the only one allowed to drink out of his face.
He doesn't even use it for coffee!
It is my favourite coffee mug because
a, It's nice and big - just the right size for a nice mid-morning cup of Tesco's Own Gold Roast.
b, It's all green and swirly and Tolkeinny, which I like.
c, it has Orlando Bloom's face on it. Now, while I'm hardly a fan of the Doe-Eyed Featherbrain's 'acting' technique (although I live in permanant hope that one day he'll startle us all with an oscar worthy performance as a crippled Welsh fisherman with a tic or something) he is (it appears) a lovely chap and he has a face that I could happily stare at pretty much all day. I particularly like Leggy because it took me by surprise that I found a Blond so very attractive (I don't do Blonds... I must have sensed the inner black haired beauty 'neath the platinum wig.)
So why does Hubby insist on making it the first mug he uses after every washing up session? It's my mug, and I feel that, since I'm the only one in the house who fancies Leggy (or so I'm told), I should be the only one allowed to drink out of his face.
He doesn't even use it for coffee!
