r_scribbles | Today's Tweet-Dribbles

140 character brain-splurts of the day...

09:14 Lost 4 followers yesterday! Something I said? Do people disapprove of my spending the day at the seaside? #
09:32 Vi still in odd mood and was up at stupid o'clock today. Got so angry that she couldn't put her socks on that she threw them down the stairs #
13:16 Operation 'Get Vi To Nap' Attempt number 2 underway. That child is knackered - why won't she stay in bed?!? #
14:20 If you swallow chewing gum it wraps around your heart and crushes it like a tiny boa constrictor #crapurbanlegends #
14:21 Three Men & A Baby is haunted by the ghost of Ted Danson. #crapurbanlegends #
14:23 The Chuckle Brothers aren't really brothers. They're actually Father & Son. But Chuckle *is* their real surname. #crapurbanlegends #
14:36 Willie Rushden was the life-model for Bagpuss. #crapurbanlegends #
14:47 If you whisper 'Rod Hull & Emu' three times while watching BBCs Ghostwatch, Parkinson jumps out of the telly and gets you. #crapurbanlegends #
14:53 Axl Rose's real name is Oral Sex. #crapurbanlegends #
14:55 You swallow approximately 10 spiders every night. #crapurbanlegends #
15:11 Hornets are just morbidly obese wasps. #crapurbanlegends #
15:27 In Cinderella you can clearly see the names of everyone Disney suspected of being Communist in the background of one shot #crapurbanlegends #
15:31 Heat Magazine is made out of the mulched bones and hair of former Big Brother Contestants. #crapurbanlegends #
15:38 The Cop from The Village People was a real Policeman. #crapurbanlegends #
15:48 Gordon Brown also has a glass testicle. #crapurbanlegends #
16:05 'Video Killed The Radio Star' was written after Round The Horne's Betty Marsden was crushed by a VHS Display in Dixon's. #crapurbanlegends #
16:11 Andy Serkis is entirely computer generated. #crapurbanlegends #
18:02 St Pancras is the Patron Saint of trains to Leeds. #crapurbanlegends #
18:35 The intro to 6th Dr era Dr Who is taken from NASA footage of a nebula shaped exactly like Colin Baker's face. #crapurbanlegends #
18:41 The Chuckle Brothers are actually Husband & Wife. #crapurbanlegends (my Hubby's joke!) #
22:42 RT @DancingRat The Vatican is built on the site of an ancient Starbucks #crapurbanlegends #
23:00 Simon Pegg began his acting career as Mathew Corbett's stunt double. #crapurbanlegends #
23:08 Ian McKellan really is that tall stood next to Elijah Wood. #crapurbanlegends #