r_scribbles | Today's Tweet-Dribbles

140 character brain-splurts of the day...

09:22 'Why do they always say "Mayday"? You might as well say "The Fourth Wednesday After Pentecost".' #
13:12 Why do people follow a sleb just to send them pissy tweets about how the slebtweets don't meet up to their high standards? #
13:13 Besides 'because they're self-important twats who think mildly annoying someone they saw on the telly once makes them awesome', of course. #
13:23 Naww, cheers for the plug, @comedy_nerd! #
14:16 Plugging Funny Ladies again this #followfriday. @Mangowe: Pun Genius. & if you're not yet following @laurasplog you're doing Twitter wrong. #
15:25 Just watched the latest Lost. I am in a world of OMG right now. #
15:26 Though I was hoping Faraday would quote Dr Strangelove a little. 'It's about the bomb. *The* bomb. The HYDROGEN bomb, Dmitri.' #
19:13 Escape From New Look: Dystopian Thriller. Kurt Russell battles racks of cheap boob tubes & jeans, trying to find HMV. #renamerepitch #
23:23 Just watched Shallow Grave for 1st time evar. Why did nobody warn me about Keith Allen's cock? I am scarred! #