r_scribbles | Today's Tweet-Dribbles

140 character brain-splurts of the day...

09:22 Might write sitcom where Blair buys No 9 Downing St then sets up an elaborate hoax to make Brown think he's Disraeli's ghost.Ta, @PeterPaega #
09:25 BROWN: The economy's fucked! What shall I do, Disraeli's ghost? BLAIR: Woo. Declarrre warrr on Iraaaaan. Ooooohhhh!!! #
13:10 James Bond would never forget the day he realised that he was Gay. #badwordstostartanovel #
13:12 'Christ,' thought Alice as she fell through the looking glass, 'whatever I've been smoking is some good shit!' #badwordstostartanovel #
13:17 My parents never beat raped or neglected me, so if you're after a ghoulish tale of abused childhood you can fuck off. #badwordstostartanovel #
13:40 One morning, Gregor awoke to find he had transformed into a Decepticon #badwordstostartanovel #
13:47 To Caunterbury they wende, the hooly blissful martir for to seke, and loitere in the shoppes, the fuckinge touristes #badwordstostartanovel #
14:23 'Excellent', said Sauron, 'that's Middle Earth enslaved, thanks to my trusty ring. Now, to invade Narnia!' #badwordstostartanovel #
17:03 awkwardfamilyphotos.com/ Wonderfully lulzy family photos, via 'Chunnel Driver from Mission Impossible' @davidschneider #
17:29 Vi has a croaky throat today. She sounds like Mariella Frostrup would, if Mariella mainly talked about poo and wanting to take her socks off #
20:29 It's Friday night and I've actually reached a stage in my life where I'm pretty excited about having a Muller Crunch Corner to celebrate. #
21:08 Oh GOD! You can get Soong Cybernetics mugs *and* Sirius Cybernetics mugs! Might have to get one of each and fight them. Share & Enjoy! #