r_scribbles | Today's Tweet-Dribbles

140 character brain-splurts of the day...

13:39 Well, Melon Medley, you had a good innings as my Pregnancy Food Fad Du Jour. Now make way for the hilariously named 'Craisins'! #
14:01 I'm not telling my #firstrecord btw, because I think it's a scam to get my National Insurance Number. And not because it was 'Doop'. #
14:34 Creepy that even a reply Tweet mentioning Whitstable gets RTd. Like being watched by the oyster themed, poorly planned seaside town itself. #
14:53 I love all these teenagers crushing on Spock after seeing the new film.It makes 10yo me feel less weird. Oh to have had an internet in 1990. #
16:40 And you can fuck off with your Express Headlines in your MEP Pamphlet, Cameron. Hardly a credible source of unbiased journalism. #
16:43 Does feel nice ripping up UKIP and Tory pamphlets for my loony lefty recycling bin though. #
19:10 It's Friday Night, it's Muller Fruit Corner Night! Black cherry & chocolate to see in this weekend. Rock! And! Roll! #
20:41 Fox just sent me an email reminding me that Night At The Museum 2 is out at the kino today. How could I forget? It's on my calendar. In red. #
20:42 What I want to know is how 20th Century Fox got my email in the 1st place. I *told* George Clooney not to pass it on! #
23:10 I can't decide which Corey I like the best. #80stweets #
23:15 One second. Let me just write down a 140 character message and then fax it to 150 people I don't know... #80stweets #
23:17 That River Phoenix has a great career ahead of him, I'm telling yer. #80stweets #
23:18 But I guarantee you, in 20 years time, nobody will have a clue who Wil Wheaton is. #80stweets #
23:20 George Michael is as straight as they come. Him being Gay's about as likely as Hugh Laurie becoming an American hearthrob. #80stweets #
23:37 You know who seems really nice? That OJ Simpson fella. #80stweets #
23:39 That Jonathan King seems really nice too. Saw him at the Radio 1 Roadshow, he gave my son a lovely smile. #80stweets #
23:41 RT@Hilary_WSomeone just mouth-tweeted at me. What's that called again? Oh yes, 'speaking'... < Hee! #
23:44 Why yes, I would *love* a velvet headband with my name written on in Puffy Pen! #80stweets #
23:45 Wax Jackets: Classy and timeless. #80stweets #
23:46 You're wearing a Shell Suit? Oooh, get Mister Futuristic over here! #80stweets #
23:57 Well, thank God those nice Muslims defeated the Soviets in Afghanistan. Another crisis averted, thanks to Western Weaponry! #80stweets #
23:58 This isn't curry. It doesn't have sultanas in it. #80stweets #
23:59 I just can't get enough of Princess Sarah! #80stweets #