#alienvalentines
Feb. 14th, 2010 06:57 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
r_scribblesI know my days of indiscriminitely posting my Tweets on here have passed (because I tweet flipping loads, and plenty of you follow me on there already) but I've been doing 'Alien Valentines' today and was terribly proud of them. Enough so to post the best ones for the amusement of you Geeksome Lovelies.
- Your planet's blue/My planet's red/ULLA! ULLAAAAA!/Good - you're all dead.
- Roses are red/And you are so cute I'll/Assimilate gently/Resistance is futile
- Roses are sometimes red/As many things are/This poem is illogical/Fancy Pon Farr?
- Mars is red/Uranus is blue/I'm terribly sorry/I thought you wanted that, too.*
- You are from Earth/I am from Venus/I'd take you home/ But I have no concept of this thing you call 'love'*
- In the sack I'm fantastic/A real Sex God/Now take off that Spandex/And kneel before Zod.§
- Roses are red/My love's without measure/Klingon to my face/It's ribbed for your pleasure §
* Written by The Husband
§ Joint effort between Hubs & me. Yep, that's what we spent our Valentine's lunchtime doing. Romance.
- Your planet's blue/My planet's red/ULLA! ULLAAAAA!/Good - you're all dead.
- Roses are red/And you are so cute I'll/Assimilate gently/Resistance is futile
- Roses are sometimes red/As many things are/This poem is illogical/Fancy Pon Farr?
- Mars is red/Uranus is blue/I'm terribly sorry/I thought you wanted that, too.*
- You are from Earth/I am from Venus/I'd take you home/ But I have no concept of this thing you call 'love'*
- In the sack I'm fantastic/A real Sex God/Now take off that Spandex/And kneel before Zod.§
- Roses are red/My love's without measure/Klingon to my face/It's ribbed for your pleasure §
* Written by The Husband
§ Joint effort between Hubs & me. Yep, that's what we spent our Valentine's lunchtime doing. Romance.
