Better than a kick in the knickers with a winklepicker

We got sent seeds for 'Canterbury Bell' flowers from the Cathedral yesterday, as part of a card asking us for money for their conservation project. We should probably give them something because it's a simply gorgeous building and we regularly enjoy its gardens for free, but instead we de-weeded our two flower pots, bought some seeds ourself (black poppies - they look really pretty on the pack) and are going to have a race - Jesus Flowers vs Atheist Flowers. It's the best way to settle this whole 'God' debate, I reckon. I'll keep you posted as to whether our experiment shows there's a Supreme Being or not.